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ewkpop:

rapmonsters:

LOOK at THIS SHIT

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY? SEDUCTIVE BEDROOM EYES AND LIPBITE DOESNT DO SHIT WHEN YOURE SQUIRTING KETCHUP 50 MPH AND YOUR FUCKING HOT DOG IS DROWNING what the FUCK MINHYUK

hey, he was confused too man..

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shhhh yes just squeeze it don’t ask questions IT’S SEXY KETCHUP OKAY

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

jongisms:

lieutenantbites:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.
So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused. 

look how mad this person is not because america is shitty
but because we have accents and talk differently

calm down this aint the 1700s stop tryna imperialise 

jongisms:

lieutenantbites:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.

So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.

I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused.

look how mad this person is not because america is shitty

but because we have accents and talk differently

calm down this aint the 1700s stop tryna imperialise 

suho-the-richman:

I start thinking he’s doing this on purpose!

suho-the-richman:

I start thinking he’s doing this on purpose!

flowingblows:

EXO’s D.O 
A picture of his back from his movie ‘Cart’ 

[ The wounds aren’t real ]

flowingblows:

EXO’s D.O 

A picture of his back from his movie ‘Cart’ 

[ The wounds aren’t real ]

sodonewithexo:

You know when you first see Kai, you see this sexy fucker who really knows how to dance and he seem so cold and mysterious. But in reality he’s really this shy and dorky idiot named Jongin who dress up his dogs, and calls them ‘my children’.

chroniclesofpanem:

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

bishounen-paradise:

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UH-OH

eattweetpost:

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